April 2012
97 posts
thatawkwardbitch:
you know this song....
Seneca: Life is like a pig. You never know who ordered it.
March 2012
94 posts
Flight is essential: Wait →
peetalikestoast:
omg is that a smile? It’s like she’s bumped into someone, and is all like oh crap i’m gonna die. then her and katniss just look at each other and she realises, that she’s not going to kill her, they don’t need to fight. She realises that Katniss is just as scared as she is, they’re both just…
scared
Gale: You're on the phone with your baker he's upset
Katniss: oh no
Gale: Goin' off about some cake that he burnt
Gale: 'cause he doesn't know how to hunt like I do
Katniss: Gale stop
Gale: I'm in the woods it's a typical Sunday afternoon
Gale: I'm hunting the kind of squirrels he doesn't like
Gale: He'll never be able to hunt like I do
Gale: CUZ HE BAKES BREAD
Gale: I MAKE SNARES
Gale: HE EATS CUPCAKES
Gale: AND I HUNT BEARS
Katniss: Gale just stop
peeta: our song is a slammin screen door
katniss: peeta no
peeta: sneakin out late, tossing you my burnt bread
katniss: seriously
peeta: when we're in the arena and you talk real low
katniss: ...
peeta: cause its live, and your momma will know
Gale: We could do it you know.
Katniss: Do what?
Gale: Watch Twilight, enjoy the storyline.
Katniss: We wouldn't make it five minutes.
president snow: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
peeta: TO BAKE SOME BUNS
haymitch: DID THEY SEND ME TRIBUTES WHEN I ASKED FOR RUM?
effie: you're the saddest bunch i ever met but you can bet, before we're through
haymitch: THAT I'LL
MAKE A VICTOR
OUT OF YOOOUUUU
effie, octavia, portia and flavius: stylish as the capitol-
cinna: BUT ON FIRE WITHIN
haymitch: once you earn your sponsors, you'll be SURE TO WIN
effie: you are a spineless
octavia and portia: PALE
flavius: and pathetic lot
haymitch: aND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUEEEE
SOMEHOW I'LL
MAKE A VICTOR OUT OF YOOUUUU
katniss: um
d0wn-with-the-capitol:
Caesar Flickerman’s Theme...
Rue: *points to tracker jacker nest
Katniss: *begins to saw off branch*
Effie: THAT IS MAHOGANY
